Jokes

What did the alien say to the lego man?

I come in pieces!

Rhianna Year 1

How do skeletons call their friends?

On the telebone!

Zahra Year 5

Why did the apple pie go to the doctor's?

Because he felt crumberly!

Stacey Year 5

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey!

Lydia Year 5

What did the skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetite

Conner Year 5

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling very well.

Georgia Year 5